SHIT THAT BOTHERS ME:

• Spray tan
•  Saying “no homo” for fucks sake do you really care if people think you’re a homo? I take offense to that.  What the hell is wrong with being  a “homo”? Hmm? THAT’S RIGHT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. So stop being immature hypocritical pricks and grow the fuck up.
• Super skinny girls who look like that on purpose. Okay why the fuck would you want to look like that? There’s a difference between healthy and just anorexic. GO EAT A FUCKING BIGMAC. Bitch. Because guess what? One day when the rest of us “fat” people are still alive and healthy and you puking over some toilet in a strip club let me no how “happy & popular” you are then.
• The color pink. You know what? I really fucking hate the color pink.
• Lady Gaga. SHE IS A HORRIBLE SINGER AND IS JUST FLAT OUT CREEPY.
• Hypocrites.  I’m so sick of them I could like just puke my brains out. If I had any.
• Fake people. Go off to plasticville or some shit just get the fuck out of my life
• FACEBOOK. Okay now I have  facebook but honestly if I didn’t use it to keep in touch with people I never see I’d delete it because of the stupid shit people post. “OMG! Guess what guys? I’m wearing a white shirt today! Isn’t that awesome!?” NO IT’S NOT AWESOME. YOU’RE A DUMBFUCK WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE.
• Also Twitter and Myspace.
• When people post pictures of themselves and are like eww gross I’m so ugly. THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST IT?!
• When girls can’t accept compliments. “You are soo pretty!” “Oh no I’m ugly.” FINE THEN CUNT YOUR UGLY. JESUS CAN’T JUST ACCEPT THE COMPLIMENT.
•  Not  being able to drive till your 16=STUPID
• Weed being illegal.
• When people reply with LOL, K, or Mhm.

• The dentist

*I would just like to say i wrote this when i was extremely pissed